Okay so I don't know how many of you have seen the above commercial. Its about the rise of DB export, and how Morton Coutts took on the governments tax on imported beer. Its a nice story about how Morton decided to make good beer because the government at the time had a high tax on imported beers. The implication of this of course, is that had there not been a high tax on imported beers, Morton would keep producing crappy beer.
|"They will drink what I tell them to drink!"|
|"You landed on Waitemata, you must drink DB"|
Also the day he gets the DB export he goes through the same routine, so has he been turning up everyday, putting that amount on the counter hoping to get a beer?
|"I can't *choke* read, teach me please"|
|"Gentleman, I have put poison in every third keg"|
|"Is that dog peeing on the taps?"|