|"You want me to do WHAT WHERE?|
|Knowledge of chocolate also universal woman conversation|
The reason the zodiac is an ellipse is it relates to the position of the sun in its orbit around the earth. Wait, what? That's right the zodiac is based upon a geo-centric universe, which has the earth and the centre. Based on this the zodiac tells us in front of which constellation the sun is at a particular time of year. So a lot of people base their lives on something based on an idea we chucked out in the mid-17th century.
|"I say Ichabod, did you hear the Earth is not the centre of thee universe"|
|"8.4, 30.4, meh they are practically the same"|
Incidentally who names the constellations? They seem to have a pretty good imagination.
|A Lion apparently?|
|2500 BC: Humans also created this, and this is just plain weird|
The finally nail in the zodiacs coffin is the recent announcement that the sun actually passes through 13 constellations, not the 12 originally thought. This shifts the star signs even more. Now this has actually been known for a while and the idea of adding a 13th zodiac sign was actually proposed in the 1970's, although lets be honest that definately sounds like an idea from the 1970's.
|"Man, you know what would be a good idea man, if we had a 13th zodiac Sign man"|
So let's review, the positions of the constellations have changed a lot since the idea was first introduced, and recently it was decided to add a 13 th one, and the lengths of these divisions are not as uniform as we would like to think. So the star sign you think you are, is actually quite unlikely to be the constellation you were born under.
Assuming your life is based on which constellation the sun when you are born surely it is important to know exactly which constellation it was, and not just a poor estimate.
I have also read since this revelation has come out some people have pledged to remain true to their original star sign. This makes no sense at all as you weren't originally born under that old star sign, so if the constellations have an effect, you won't be exhibiting any of those traits anyway.
|"LALALALA, I am not listening, I don't care I am a Cancer, LALALALA"|
If there is a real effect, the doctor should actually be ringing the observatory every birth to check which constellation we are in, so we can get it right, and not just blatantly underthink it.
|"Yes, Dr Fredricks, this one is a Pisces"|