|If Graeme Hart can't afford it. No one can!|
1/ The Mona Lisa
You are correct Stuff, since the Mona Lisa is a national treasure of France, it cannot be sold.
|You can't afford me buddy.|
|"Yeah it's nice honey, I just don't think it will fit in the lounge"|
There is an International treaty stopping anyone owning property in Antarctica, I am not sure why there needs to be a treaty for this, the place is a frozen wastland I am not sure people are queuing up to buy it.
|"It sure would be nice to have a summer home here"|
Granted it would take a lot of money, but you could conceivably buy Google, it is a publically listed company. Of course to get controlling stake you would have to convince Larry Page and Sergey Brin to sell but it money could buy this.
|"Do you come with the company?"|
"Oh you hehe"
Despite Sepp Blatter's argument to the contrary, I am pretty sure a lot of money could buy you the Soccer world cup. Just ask Bin Hammam.
|"Did you sell the World Cup to Qatar?"|
"Ahhh, no comment"
The island place in Dubai, well this is just absurd to put on the list, it literally is for sale, for $14 billion dollars, so a lot, but I can go to this website and buy them. Some have owners so might cost a bit more to get them off, but this is definitely something money could buy.
|Yip pretty sure Real Estate is for sale.|
Then the 5 things that Graeme Hart could afford.
1/ Richie McCaw
Granted he could buy him as a human being, slavery got outlawed years ago.
|"I say, Damn you Abraham Lincoln"|
|"Sorry NZ, Glider parts are really expensive"|
This one is debatable, since being rich doesn't make you classy.
|Stay Classy Lindsey|
|Pictured. Learning Class.|
You can't purchase dance moves? Really stuff? Really?
|What the hell is this guy doing then?|
This is very vague. What do you mean health, like being alive? Everlasting life?
There is a direct correlation between average income and life expectancy. So I am pretty sure you can buy better health.
|I am pretty sure Ernesto Berteralli bought the America's Cup, selling Health.|
This one is probably the most contentious, sure you can't buy true love between consenting adults. But use your billions to buy a dog, and dog food, you will get love.
|"Woof, I love you, I love you, Woof"|