|This will be me, in a couple of hours|
|Stupid Australia, always making us wear stupid hats, and poking us in the eyes.|
For those of you unaware, they used to be one country, until roughly 1933, when the Muslims living in India decided they wanted a piece of land to call their own. Specifically the Mulsims living in the Punjab, North-West Frontier Province (Afghan Province), Kashmir, Sind, and BaluchisTAN regions, hence their snazzy name, the I was added to make pronunciation easier. But the problem is that the India's weren't quite ready to give up the Kashmir.
|And I can understand why, it is a beautiful fabric|
|Kidding, it is Beautiful, no wonder they both want it.|
|"Seriously, I get the Kidney!"|
|"No one suspects a thing"|
|"Oi you are meant to be shooting each other, what are you doing?"|
|Turning Women into men, was easier and cheaper than getting to the moon.|
|Seriously I could buy one of those for like $500|
Why not have a series every four years between Pakistan and India, where the winner gets the Kashmir region for those 4 years, I mean its not like they have stability at the moment with all the fighting. And most countries have elections ever 4 years so change of administration wouldn't be that big a deal.
That would amp up the pressure on the Series, and make it the biggest deal in world cricket.
|"I won these burnt stumps"|
|"We just won 186,000 sq km of beautiful mountain region"|
|Don't worry they are working on it|
But until then we just work with the Pakistani- Indian parts, they seem to be the bitterest rivals, the only other one I could think of that comes close is Serbia vs Croatia, especially in Basketball were they used to be World Champions competing together as Yugoslavia. If you are looking for a good watch, get hold of Once Brothers a documentary presented by Vlade Divacs about the tearing apart of friendships within the Yugoslavian Basketball team. Can you think of any other rivalry that run this deep?