|"Why, oh why didn't I get "The Notebook" back by 6pm"|
|"I see you have a Video Ezy card, carry on, and enjoy your stay in America"|
|"I am sorry you can't rent this video your application was declined because Jimbo didn't give a great reference"|
|"Guide me oh God of the DVD's so I may find a movie worthy of my viewing...."|
|Likes to pick on woman and small children.|
1/. Why did the pilots fly them to the mountains to kill them?
So after the initial chase scene Indy escapes into an aircraft to escape -Good news. Turns out though the plane is owned by the very man he is trying to escape from - Bad news.
So after the plane has flown for about 3 hours the pilots jettison the remaining fuel and then jump out of the plane. Leaving our heroes to face their doom in the Himalayas.
|MOUNTAINS OF DEATH|
|"Goddamnit Yao, its like a 100 day trek back to Beijing"|
|Schematic of various fall heights.|
2/. What the Indians are eating?
So Indy makes it through the mountains and then heads off to the Indian palace where he is greeted as he is a guest and eats with the Maharajah. He is probably thinking oh yeah, I could really go a curry. This is what I think when I think Indian Banquet
|Delicious Monkey brains|
Do Indians actually eat this, or is it one of those things where they are just trying to impress the tourists? Oh the Tourists are coming put the curries away get some of those monkey brains they love that.
|"Look honey they are eating monkeys"|
3/. Why are the Indian kids digging for the stones?
The last thing I don't understand why do they have the kids they captured mining for the remaining stones? Firstly the other ones were stolen from surrounding villages, so presumably the other two are sitting in a shrine some where? Just ask the locals where they are.
|"Yeah the other two stones, are just up there"|