|They make me wear a helmet, doing everything now.|
So one of the major events happening in the world is the fact that the Americans are very close to defaulting on trillions of dollars worth of loans. Who is giving these loans to start with?
|I imagine Barak Obama heading down to Loan shark using Montana as collateral.|
|Literally. With Handcuffs.|
|"Hey China, let me hold a dollar"|
The odd one out in that list to me, is Mexico, America owes Mexico 20 Billion dollars. How does that even work? No wonder all the Mexicans are trying to get into America they are just trying to get their money back.
|"Okay Pedro, when we get to America, we go to Washington and ask for our $20 Billion back"|
In the case of some one buying a house, the Bank just repossesses the house and sells it to try and recoup their debt.
|I don't see this happening.|
But America needs to raise some capital to service their loans, how could they do this?
1/. Presumably USA has debtors, shouldn't they just call in that debt for a start?
|"About that money we lent you George (Greece) we are going to need it back"|
I mean they have a lot of weapons, maybe they should sell some off to raise capital.
|"...and SOLD! The Blackhawk helicopter goes to the man with funny glasses and weird haircut."|
|Maybe it is time to sell Alaska back to Russia|
|"Yip, over here"|
|"Thanks for doing this, you will love Yugoslavia"|
|America has enough fame-whores, they could sell the fat one off.|