Well anyway last night I was introduced to the latest horror in male fashion, the drop crotch pants, where did these come from? Why do they exist? Has anyone who wears them actually seen what they look like wearing these trousers?
|I am pretty sure these pants were designed in the fires of Mordor|
|Mid rump slide.|
But where did the design for these pants come from?
Did the first design come from when an up and coming designer rushing to a meeting, fell over and mixed up her designs for the latest skinny jeans, and some sort of athletic shorts? So some how these products were combined at the knee?
|"Crap my designs for skinny jeans and shorts have got all mixed up"|
Maybe it wasn't a deliberate design, maybe the guy sewing up some baggy pants was running out of material when he got near the knees. So he decided to skimp on the material around the calf area.
|"If we run out of fabric we can just tighten up the lower legs."|
I mean these pants are probably the least practical pants ever designed, except perhaps if you lack the sufficient funds for a backpack, or bag, you can just use your new drop-crotch pants to carry everything you need for the day.
|"Why would I need a backpack mum?"|
|James loved his new bike, but knew he would never be able to ride it wearing his drop-crotch pants|
So I implore you underthinkers do your up most to stop this scourge of fashion. I would ask you to kick the wearers of these pants firmly in the balls, but the drop-crotch actually acts as a natural barrier for this attack.
|"I wish I was wearing my drop-crotch pants"|
Otherwise just ridicule the people that wear these pants so they are shamed out of existence.
|Fredrick finally saw what he had been wearing and he felt shame.|