So in this story, police in British Colombia found a marijuana plot that was being guarded by well-fed docile bears.
My first thought was these bears aren't guarding the plot rather they had stumbled upon it and were getting stoned.
|Woah man, my hands are massive|
I mean just look at one of the more famous bears, Yogi bear always had the munchies and was totally anti-authority, always getting into fights with the ranger, and always napping. Classic stoner behaviour.
|Just look at their pupils.....|
I mean who is going to hire bears as guards? Well actually that does sound like the actions of a stoned man/men.
Stoner1 : Hey, how are we going to guard our plot?
Stoner2: I don't know some sort of booby trap
Stoner1: Haha booby sounds like booboo, like Yogi b...
Stoner2: BEARS! we should definitely get bears to guard our plot
Stoner1: Yeah I don't see any problems associated with that.
|For frick sake Brian it's me, Fred, your boss.|
Except perhaps that to a bear, all people are treated as equal, they all taste good.
|Martin stole his speech from his college-roommate, who happened to be a Bear.|
|I would like to talk to you all, about the benefits of becoming part of the LutherCorp Family|
This is more than likely the reason you fail to see many animals at the top of the corporate world.