Just to clarify, when I am talking parkers I am referring to people who are leave their vehicles on the side of the road or in a building, for the purpose of temporary storage, not Lady Penelope's driver.
|Parker loved casual Fridays|
Today well helping a friend parallel park into a park he had deemed impossible, a gross exaggeration by the way, I realised that a lot of people put no thought into their parking what so ever. How often do we see this
|Better give myself room to get out.|
Were they unaware power-steering was invented in 1932? and has been available in most cars built after the 80's. What exactly do they think they are driving that it requires 3 metres either side of the vehicle for them to leave?
|I love my Hyundai, but it is really hard to find a park for it around town|
|Yeah, I am on an angle it should be fine..|
|I definitely won't have time to park correctly|
The next type of parker I will introduce you too, is the person who takes 5-10 minutes after they have entered the car before they leave their park. What are they doing? Performing pre-drive checks? Having a quick nap? Have they forgotten how to drive and trying to remember what to do?
|OMG, I have totally forgotten what to do...|
My personal favourite is the double-parker complete with hazard lights. These parkers thought pattern seems to be "I have put my hazard lights on therefore I have the right to block the flow of traffic anywhere I like".
Hazard light don't double as parking spots, and people should kindly refrain from using them as such.
|What a sweet parking spot, can't believe no-one has taken it|
When these parkers underthinking they are affected others. This reminds us all that Underthinking is not a victimless crime.