|Although given this giant man will be there, I doubt anyone apart from him is in a shot for a medal. Seriously, HE IS JUMPING A FREAKING BRIDGE.|
Now equestrian events at the Olympics have always intrigued me, for one thing they are the only event at the Olympics where men and woman compete against each other.
|Well...only time it officially happens|
|That's close right?|
|Assuming she purchased a bike of similar qualities to her own|
But in horse riding a good horse is very important, and since they aren't manufactured by men, if you have a good horse you should probably hang onto it. You can't just go to the factory and replace a good horse.
|"We are just putting the finishing touches on your horse, Sir"|
|As much as he tried Fredrick, couldn't get Mr Tubbs to jump the hurdles.|
I think that all equestrian events should be held similar to the equestrian in Modern Pentathlon, where the competitors are given a random horse, to simulate riding a horse behind enemy lines, this way the quality of the horse is evened out. So every competitor brings a horse, and they are then randomly assigned one from the total pool of horses.
|"This only works, if everyone brings a HORSE guys"|
Either that or they should start giving the medal to the horse.
|"Seriously, I get the medal, she is literally sleeping on my back!"|