|Icelandic people have greater tongue dexterity to allow them to pronounce Eyjafjallajokull|
|Timmy tried to stop them, but apparently filling them in with a shovel was not the solution. RIP.|
|The Pilots of Air NZ.|
Their motto is "F*** the conditions we are flying"
|So it turns out you can't fly in Volcanic Ash.|
|WHAT IS THIS A PLANE FOR ANTS??!!|
|Told you, and don't get me started on how the education system was better in my day.|
This was proven in last week when the incumbent Emperor of NZ Richie McCaw commisioned an old DC3 from a local aviation museum to fly from Christchurch to Wellington, a route those fancy Jet Planes couldn't make.
|Get those Tourists out of the way. The Emperor wants his plane.|
I guess the main reason we abandoned these planes is they are slower and their range is shorter, so this means more stopovers. Its inconvenient, and if there is anything we hate in this day and age its inconvenience. I say calm down people with all your Blackphones and i-berries travel is only required for holidays now anyway, so just relax. In fact there is another type of transportation that is immune to the Earth's flatulence, which I think needs to be re-instated immediately. That's right DIRIGIBLES!
|"Oh now I got you, and since I am more relaxed I have also removed my tie"|
|Transportation of choice for Indiana Jones whilst escaping Nazi Germany.|
|Stop fidgeting Fritz, the burning ship will hit the ground shortly.|